Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Hypnotist at the Senior Center

I'll admit it, I'm recycling a joke today.  I read this one from a friend and laughed loud enough to share it with you - even if I did have to clean it up a little.  Enjoy!

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

 The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ." 

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

 "CRAP!" said the Hypnotist.

 It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .

Claude was never invited back to entertain.


  1. HA HA HA HA HA!!! If you don't mind, I want to share this one on my private group wall! It has a secret setting, so it won't appear on my wall. It's hilarious! Only I'm using the not-so-clean version! LOL My FB group friends don't mind adult oriented language, they post much worse themselves! LOL! This is too good to pass up! I'll make sure to give you the credit.

  2. By all means Borrow Away! I shamelessly cut and pasted this one into the blog because I liked it so much... the only word I had to change to make it safe for work was "CRAP".