The Sharing Of Marriage - Humor

I couldn't resist this one.  Since today is July 4th and the neighbor's kids are setting off fireworks in the empty lot, the burgers are in the freezer or refrigerator for later, and I've got my feet up doing my usual thing, I thought why not share this joke.

When I read it, I did get a laugh out of it and I'm sure you will too.

Thank Velma, it's another one with her seal of approval and mine.


The sharing of marriage...


The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped, the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal

Obviously they were thinking, ' That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them. '

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again cameover to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ' What is it you are waiting for? ' She answered –
      
                                              
                                        ' THE TEETH. '