New Lyrics for Old Songs - Humor

Yes this one comes with the Velma Seal Of Approval, so you'll get a chuckle out of it.

New Wine in Old Bottles, New Words for old Songs.  This time, it's new for old favorites.  Enjoy your weekend!


Music is changing as we get older-

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "mashed potato" as if it were yesterday.
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They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends?
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The Bee Gees-- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face??
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.?
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?
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Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations--- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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Abba---Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
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Tony Orlando---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson---
On the Commode Again