Wilton Manors Recycles ... Santa!

What do you do with everybody's favorite fictional seasonal character when he's torn and not fit to be saved for another year?

Fill him full of recyclables like paper, yogurt cups, and glass jars and set his pudgy butt out on recycle day!

Sing with me now, folks:

Jingle Bells!
Jingle Bells!
Santa Claus Is Recycled!
Ground and processed he will be and sent away instead!

Ok, I'm not a song writer, I'll admit it!