Saturday, November 9, 2013

Talking Dog

Talking Dog

A man walks into a bar with a dog under his arm. The bartender, of course, says, "You can't bring the dog in here!"

The man replies, "But he can talk. I'll prove it. Watch."

He turns to the dog and says, "What's on a tree?"

"Bark! Bark!"

"What does sandpaper feel like?"

"Rough! Rough!"

"And, who is the greatest baseball player ever?"

"Ruth! Ruth!"

The bartender grabs them both and throws them out into the street. As they're picking themselves up, the man turns to the dog and says, "What do you suppose that was all about?"

"No idea," the dog replies. "Maybe I should have said Ty Cobb."

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