In Line at the Supermarket, and Petal and Fridge

In Line At The Supermarket

Standing in line at the supermarket, I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar.

I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids."

I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop party in San Diego! Wow!
We got so drunk together, didn`t we? That was some night, huh? I guess I should have stayed in touch."

She looked at me a little puzzled and said, "What are you talking about? I am your son`s pre-school teacher."


Petal and Fridge

There were two sisters called Petal and Fridge sitting with their parents.
Petal asked her mum, "Mum, why am I called Petal?". 
Her mum replied "Well it's because when you were a baby, a flower petal fell on you".
Then Fridge said "BLRGGGGGAAABLLRR!!!"