A family is eating in a restaurant and as the waiter is refilling their drinks the dad drops his iced tea spoon.
Not missing a beat the waiter
puts a spoon back in his glass.
Curious, he asks "how did you know I was
going to drop it?"
"I didn't. Studies show that the most dropped
utensil is the spoon and when waiters have an extra one handy, we're
faster and more productive."
"That makes sense but now I'm curious about
that red yarn hanging out of your zipper." The dad says puzzled,
the waiter replies "it's tied to, you know, and when I have to go to
the restroom this saves me time because I don't have to wash my hands."
The dad thinks about this and says "That makes sense too but how do you
get it back it?"
to which the waiter says "I don't know about everyone
else, but I use my spoon."
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