A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The busdriver said: "That's the
ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into
the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was
wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and
said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there
and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."