Real Bakers use Butter so there is no Margarine for error.

 I mean while we are quoting this kind of pithy thing, I usually say "Real Jeeps have two doors" but that isn't funny, is it.

Doesn't matter, I have my duck.


I can remember doing a year's worth of algebra in high school in three months because I was bored.  So the basis of this is in math(s).  Lots of math(s).





 Four friends were catching up over drinks at the annual Big Conference for Mathematics.

The conversation eventually got around to their significant others. Artie said, “When we got together at last year’s conference I was dating Katie, but she became so integral to my life that we’re now in a civil union.”

Bob said, “My relationship with Betty is almost perfect. But since we’re both in the prime of our lives there’s no rush to tie the knot.”

Chuck added, “I wish I were as lucky as you two. I told you that last year Melba was kind of odd, but she’s become so irrational that we’re dividing our things and splitting up.” The others nodded their heads in sympathy because partitioning is often difficult.

Dave then chimed in, “Your love lives are so complex. No issues at all between Annie and me.” After an awkward silence Artie sighed and said, “Dave, that’s because she’s imaginary.”