If you turn a canoe over, you can use it as a hat because it is capsized.

I have to say that this is basically one of the reasons I park where I do when I go for a workout.  The spaces are all the same, but there is a tree to the passenger side. 

While I park close to the tree, there is always some knucklehead right on my driver's side.

Enjoy your dent.





  A parking story

So God is chilling up in heaven.....

And he wants to go down to Earth and see how things are going. But he can't just go down to Earth, that would cause the rapture.

So he calls up St. Peter and asks him to go do some recon on his behalf. St. Peter does as he's told, takes off, and comes back 2 weeks later.

"God... I don't know how to say this but it's terrible down there. Absolutely terrible."

"Really?" God responds.

"Well for starters 90% of the people down there don't know how to park a car correctly" St. Peter says.

"Stop right there." God proclaims. "We need to fix THAT issue right now."

So they brainstorm for a bit and God goes "I got it! We will make a plaque, and we will give it to the 10% of people who know how to park"

And do you know what that plaque said???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Oh you didn't get one?