Muffins spelled backwards are exactly what you do when you take them from the oven.

 Hmmm Maybe I need to make some of those muffins today.  15.25 oz of cake mix and a 12 ounce can of soda make cupcakes.  Bake at 350 until toothpick comes out clean, about 8-10 minutes.




A Cowboy gets captured by a tribe of Indians.

The chief comes to the cowboy and says “We mean to kill you in three days, but you get one wish a day and if we can fulfill it we will, so go ahead and ask for your first wish.”

The cowboy seems indifferent and grumbles “I wanna talk to my horse.” So they bring his horse to him and he whispers something in the horse’s ear.

The horse runs off and an hour later comes back with a beautiful brunette on its back. She jumps into the tent with the cowboy and leaves come morning.

The next morning the chief asks him for his second wish, the cowboy again says “Let me talk to my horse.”

They grant it and once he whispers in the horse’s ear it speeds off and comes back three hours later with a gorgeous blonde that jumps into the tent with the cowboy. Once again she’s gone by morning.

The next morning the chief says “Alright this is it Cowboy, what’s your final wish?” The cow boy is sweating and shaking at this point but once again asks to talk to his horse.

This time the cowboy grabs his horse by the ears and looks it dead in its eyes and says loud and slow “ POSSE, P-O-S-S-E, BRING ME A POSSE.”