What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

I have to say this one made me think about perspective.  Then I got up to check on the garden.  The sun got in my eyes and came back into the kitchen.  Because that is where the food is.  Lemon curd and Yogurt make for a part of a rather nice breakfast.

 

 Madness is one Thing, Stupidity is another Subject.

A man got a flat tyre right in front of a Mental Institution. He struggles to park his car on the side of the road.

He opens his car hood, gets a jack, spare wheel, wheel spanner, and unscrews the wheel with flat tire. Unfortunately, all the four nuts roll and fall into the sewer drain. The manhole cover cannot be opened; the nuts disappeared in the drain.

The man looks desperately left and right and sits down discouraged on the sidewalk.

An Inmate of the Institute, who had observed the entire scene from the beginning through the fence of the facility shouted at him: “Hey, you Mister! What are you doing here?”

He replies: “Don't ask questions, my friend. I got a flat tyre, and while changing the wheel, the wheel all four nuts fell into the drain.”

The inmate retorts: “You're making things complicated for yourself! Just take a nut from each of the other wheels, and then you’ll have three per wheel. That'll hold until the next gas pump or tire repairing station!”

The man does as he is told and shouts to the patient: “And what are you doing in this mental Institution?”

Inmate Answers ... "We are here for madness, my friend, not for stupidity!”