Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco? He had no body to go with!

 Saturday Morning, Sun isn't yet up.  I need to get going since the conditions are prime and I need to do laps around the giant gas bag in a barn in a park.

This little gem is here simply because I laughed at the punch line.

That and "Golden Retrievers are a Living Hug".  That's from the old movie SOB and if you don't remember it, go find it and watch.  It's a lock if you like celebs acting out of control and making you laugh.


It was a dark, stormy night and a marine was on his first assignment, guard duty.

A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"

The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"

Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".

The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"

The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."

The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"

The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."

The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"