I guess this would be the perfect day to post this. I won't be watching the Superbowl, too long, and it always seems like I'm watching one group of Millionaires fighting another to be the biggest group of Millionaires. Plus I don't live in New England or New York.
FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE.......
Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense...........
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like.....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!'