A Parrot and a Magician on a Ship
A Magician, who performs magic tricks on a ship had a parrot which helped him perform his tricks. One day, the parrot died so the magician replaced him with a new one.
On the night of his first show, the parrot would keep giving away his tricks "It's in the hat"..."it's up his sleeve"..."It's under the table"
..frustrated, the magician cut his show short. Shortly after, there was a hurricane and the ship sunk, the magician and the parrot managed to get them selves onto a raft.
The first day passed and not a word was spoken, the magician and his parrot were sat there looking at each other waiting for help.
As day 2 started, the parrot is looking around confused and frustrated.
Eventually, the parrot turns to the magician and says "Alright, i give up. What have you done with the ship".