Saturday, July 26, 2014

Ten Mommy, Mommy! jokes - part one of who knows how many

You will remember some of these jokes.

They are dreadful and I have a long list of them.  So instead of doing them all at once, I thought I'd stretch it out.

Here are 10 of them...


Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

*Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. * Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and Keep kissing me!

Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whiskey and deal those cards.

Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?"
Shut up and close the microwave oven door behind you!

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!

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