Yeah, I know these Blonde Jokes all follow a theme. But... this one actually made me laugh so here it is.
Besides, I need to do some plastering and painting here so it hit home.
blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of how all blondes are
perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she
is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right
after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted
to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do
it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on
the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."
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