An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman..........

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian,
a Turk, a German, an Indian,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan),
an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard,
a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian,
a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese,
a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese,
a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,
a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan,
an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian,
a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian,
a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian,
a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,
an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian,
a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban,
a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,
a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian,
a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian,
a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian,
a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry" says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group. "But you can't come in here without a Thai".