Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Watch out!

Subject: Watch Out

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

 Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot!

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

 The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

 'Moses,' replied the bird.

 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

 'The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus.'

2 comments:

  1. Baaaaahaaaaa-that was a good one-very funny!!!

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  2. Velma does send me some great stuff!

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