Ok, this weekend, I have a LONG list of one liners for you. Perfect to hand to a kid, they'll keep them entertained for a while... and you'll be hearing them repeated over and over.
Oh and speaking of repeats, since it was SO long a list, I will be doing part two tomorrow.
So get your Black and White and Read all over newspapery kind of joke fix right here!
(Yeah that was a lousy one wasn't it?)
You can thank or blame Kevin for this one!
Let the puns begin!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger .
Then it hit me !
Are pointless .
I tried to catch some fog .
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ?
A thesaurus .
England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest .
I dropped out of communism class.
Because of lousy Marx .
All the toilets in a New York police station were stolen .
The Police have nothing to go on .
I got a job at a bakery.
Because I kneaded dough .
Haunted French pancakes...
Give me the crepes .
What a rip off !
Cartoonist found dead in home .
Details are sketchy .
Venison for dinner ?
Oh deer !
Earthquake in Washington D.C.
Obviously the government's Fault .
I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I'm not so sure .