Yep, I promised you yesterday that there would be more puns and one liners. It was too long a list to post in one batch so the rest of them are here today.
Badump-bump! Here's part two!
...I do not enjoy computer jokes .
Not one bit .
I changed my i Pod name to Titanic .
It's syncing now .
When chemists die...
They barium .
Jokes about German sausage...
Are the wurst .
I know a guy who got addicted to brake fluid .
But said he could stop any time .
How does Moses make his tea ?
Hebrews it .
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore .
A guy got arrested for playing the guitar.
For fingering A minor .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .
I can't put it down .
I did a theatrical performance about puns .
It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood ,
but it was a Type- O.
A dyslexic man...
Walks into a bra .
PMS jokes aren't funny.
Why were the Indians here first ?
They had reservations .
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory .
I hope there's no pop quiz .
The Energizer bunny was arrested .
Charged with battery .
I didn't like my beard at first .
Then it grew on me .
How do you make holy water ?
Boil the hell out of it !
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils ?
When you get a bladder infection,
urine trouble .
What does a clock do when it's hungry ?
It goes back four seconds .