Sunday, April 29, 2012

Puns and One Liner Weekend - So Called Humor - Part 2!

Yep, I promised you yesterday that there would be more puns and one liners.   It was too long a list to post in one batch so the rest of them are here today.

Badump-bump!  Here's part two!

...I do not enjoy computer jokes .
Not one bit .

I changed my i Pod name to Titanic .
It's syncing now .

When chemists die...
They barium .

Jokes about German sausage...
Are the wurst .

I know a guy who got addicted to brake fluid .
But said he could stop any time .

How does Moses make his tea ?
Hebrews it .

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore .

A guy got arrested for playing the guitar.
For fingering A minor .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity .
I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns .
It was a play on words .

They told me I had type A blood ,
but it was a Type- O.

A dyslexic man...
Walks into a bra .

PMS jokes aren't funny.
Period .

Why were the Indians here first ?
They had reservations .

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory .
I hope there's no pop quiz .

The Energizer bunny was arrested .
Charged with battery .

I didn't like my beard at first .
Then it grew on me .

How do you make holy water ?
Boil the hell out of it !

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection,
urine trouble .

What does a clock do when it's hungry ?
It goes back four seconds .

1 comment:

  1. stumbled on your blog while looking for puns on the word "moose." My husband and I are rolling in laughter!!!! Thanks for an unexpected pick-me-up:)