Sunday, April 7, 2013
Auctioning off the Bull - Humor
I've been to farmers markets and you never really know what you will stumble across. Sometimes, the bull being sold isn't by the auctioneer though...
A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: See! That was more than 5 times a month!
The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.
Again the wife bugs her husband: Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!