Sunday, April 7, 2013

Auctioning off the Bull - Humor

I've been to farmers markets and you never really know what you will stumble across.  Sometimes, the bull being sold isn't by the auctioneer though...

 A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: See! That was more than 5 times a month!

The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.

Again the wife bugs her husband: Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!

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