Sunday, April 14, 2013
A String in the Bar - Humor
Good old boys
Two good ol' boys up in the Kentucky hills were sitting on the front porch talking one afternoon over a cold beer, and after getting off of work at the local coal mine.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know 'bout kin, but it'd make us even."
A String goes into a bar
String hops into a bar, hops up on a bar stool and says to the bar keep, "I'll take a glass of your finest beer".
The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here".
So, the sting hops back down and out of the bar and up to someone at a bus stop, and asked him to tie him in a knot, so the guy does, and the string hops on.
The string hops into a barber shop, and tells the barber to fray the top of him, so the barber does, and the string hops on.
The string then hops back into that bar, and back up onto that bar stool, and says "I'll take a glass of your finest beer".
The bar tender says, "hey, aren't you that string that was just in here", and the string replied, "no, I'm a frayed knot".