Sunday, July 7, 2019
How do you confuse an idiot? Purple!
A Sunday School Story for Sunday? Yes, sometimes I actually hit the right day for these things. I will say I consider myself fortunate to never have experienced that particular form of Indoctrination personally.
But it is a cute story nonetheless.
A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about.
He told his mother “Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can’t stop thinking about him.
She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him.
The mother couldn’t understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her.
To the woman’s amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning.
Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, “I know what Jeffrey’s’ talking about! We learned the hymn ‘Gladly The Cross I’d Bear'”.