Yesterday was animals, and so is today. Dogs and Penguins!
Oh and it's a two-fer since they're both modestly sized.
A man visits the house of a new acquaintance.
In the gate to the yard there is a "Beware of Dog" sign and he starts hearing barks.
He gets in and locks the gate behind him while he hears the barks getting louder.
Looking all around him he can't see a dog so he goes to the door while the barks seem to get closer.
At the last second he sees a tiny dog where he was just about to step.
Getting in the house he asks his friend "why do you have a "Beware of Dog" sign if the dog is so small"
"Do you know how many people stepped on him before I got the sign?"
So a guy stops at a stop sign and he sees a car full of penguins next to him.
He asks 'What's up with all the penguins?'
The other guy answers, 'I don't know. I stopped at a light and then all these penguins jumped in my car. I don't know what to do with them.'
'Maybe you should take them to the zoo.'
The other guy says 'That's a great idea!' and drives off.
A week later the same guy pulled up to the same light and sees the guy from last week with his car full of penguins again.
'I thought your were going to take the penguins to the zoo?'
'I did, and we had a great time! This week were going to the beach!'