What goes oooo? A cow with no lips.

 So in the tradition of contempt of authority, here we have a traffic stop story.

It's similar to the fishing one that I had posted a wee bit ago, but well it's a bit more edgy.

I think I'm going to lose my driver's license and all just because of a stupid police officer...

The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi, or a Ford?"
Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "So, you're drunk."
Me: "But I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Me: "A motorcycle."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki, or a Harley?"
Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter-question.

Me: "So..., counter-question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes, and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer: "A prostitute of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife, or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend.