Now, how many of those old western movies have a central plot point like this?
Two cowboys came upon a woman lying on her stomach with her ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that woman?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"She’s one of the psychics from town. Look," says the first one, "She’s listening to the ground. She can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the woman looks up. "Covered wagon," she says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon ..."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "She knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color, what's in the wagon -- just amazing!"
The woman looks up and says, "Ugh ... not amazing ... wagon ran ... over me ... 30 minutes ago!"
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