I have an unemployment joke, but it doesn't work.

 Today is a "Recovery Day".  I have been training hard all year and deserve a day off.  So later, after I make cinnamon raisin bagels for breakfast this week, I'll have my feet up on the coffee table.

We will see how tomorrow goes.  After all, being over-trained is never fun.

Now this guy?  How clueless can he be?




 

 Overheard at the office coffee station


Senior Engineer: That was an awful lot of snow we got last night.
Office Manager: Yes, it was. I was an hour late after shoveling my car out of the drift.

SE: I was right on time. Here’s a photo I took of my cleaned-off car in my shoveled-out space.
OM: Wow! That’s pristine. That must have been a lot of work. You're not a youngster anymore.

SE: Not at all. My neighbor next door did it. He had it all finished by the time I drank my coffee.
OM: Nice! He must be a great neighbor.

SE: Yes, and he’s young and strong. Here’s a photo of him.
OM: Very nice-looking young man. Is the pretty woman with him in the photo his wife?

SE: Oh, no. That's the woman who visits him after his wife leaves for work.