Bigamy has its own penalty… Two Mothers-In-Laws!

 Ok so the topic is very 1950s boomer humor but it made me have a dopey smile so I'll pass that on.

Where as this little gem reminds me of the stories of the food deliveries during Covid Lockdown and later.  How were your fries?





Bitten menu

"Excuse me, waiter!" Says the man
Waiter: yes, can I help you sir?

Man: yes what does it it mean by "bitten burger" here on the menu?
Waiter: because the burger has a bite taken out of it

Man: a bite?... out of the burger?
Waiter: yes sir

Man: and what about the steak, is that bitten too?
Waiter: yes sir, it's bitten as well.

Man: ah but I see here on the menu that the salmon doesn't have "bitten" written with it
Waiter: yes but it comes with bitten potatoes instead

Man: why?
Waiter: because I don't like salmon