Sunday, October 27, 2013

Church Whisper and A Great Surprise - Humor

Church Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

A Great Surprise

Peter walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store “I would like to buy my wife a pretty sweater. ”
 “Oh that’s so cute” exclaimed the sales lady, ”sounds like it’s going to be a great surprise.”
 “It sure is” said John “she’s expecting a new diamond ring!”

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