Sunday, October 13, 2013

Ten One Liners! - Humor

Eleven One Liners!

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.

What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer.

What's black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white? A nun falling down the stairs!

"Stay strong!"  I said to my wi-fi signal.

Have you tried the new bistro on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Then it's working.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic.

Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come.

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