So there is this bus full of ugly people, the lowest of the low, people who you would not let your grandma kiss, driving along a cliff and the bus crashes and falls off. All of the people end up going to heaven and
God feels so sorry for them being ugly that he grants each of them one wish.
All of them get in line to tell their wish to God. The first guy says, "I want to be gorgeous."
The next lass goes, "I want to stunning."
Until halfway through the line, God sees this guy at the end of the line chuckling his ass off.
God ignores him and people keep saying they want to be "beautiful" or "stunning", until God reaches the last guy and asks him his wish.
He says, "Make them all ugly again."