Sunday, December 28, 2014

Police Officer

A police officer stops a speeding car and approaches the driver

Police: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Driver:" Nope"

Police: "Can I see your Licence?"
Driver: "Sorry officer, it has expired"

The officer raises an eyebrow

Officer: "Can I see your Registration"
Driver: "You don't want to do that, this car is actually stolen"

* The officer begins to tense*

Officer: "Open up your trunk!"
Driver: "you definitely don't want to do that, there is a dead hooker in there"

The police officer calls back up. 5 policemen approach and search the car.
They find no dead hooker, the car isn't stolen and the license isn't expired.

One of the officers approaches the driver and says: "Sorry sir, there seemed to be a mistake.

One of the officers said that you stole a car with an expired license and killed a hooker."

Driver: "Yeah, I bet he told you I was speeding too"

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