The Best "Dad" Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.

Why do bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fshhhh.

What do you call cheese by itself?
Provolone.

"I'll call you later."
Don't call me later, call me Dad.

"Dad, I'm hungry."
Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

"What is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?"
"Bologna?"
"This isn't bologna, son, but a serious question."

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey!

To a pizza delivery person:
"Hey, you wanna pizza me?!"

Father: How was your English exam?
Son: I've have only one question, that should be right.
Father: what question?
Son : what is the past tense of think?
Father: what you wrote?