A man prayed for some good fortune.
An angel appeared.
He asked the
angel what's the equivalent of 5 minutes in heaven?
To which the angel
replied 5 minutes is equal to 5 millenia in earth time.
How much is 5
million dollars in heavenly currency?
The angel said it roughly equates
to 5 cents.
Can you grant me one wish?
Only one wish said the angel.
Can you grant me 5 million dollars?
To which the angel replied... Give
me 5 minutes..