The Train Set
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the
train stop & her son saying........''All of you bastards who want
off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we are
going down the tracks.''
The horrified mother went in and told her son, ''We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language.''
Two hours later, the son came out
of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train
stopped & the mother heard her son say, ''All passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with
you. We thank you for traveling with us today & hope your trip was
a pleasant one.''
She hears the little boy continue, For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.''
As the mother began to
smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat cow in the kitchen