A Cop Pulls Over His Pastor When He Notices Him Swerving

As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.

Officer says, "brother, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?" "
No sir, why would you ask that?"

"Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."
"Oh, that's just holy water."

"OK brother. So why is it in a bag?"
"Well, that is to protect it from the suns rays."

"Mind if I take a sip?"
"Not at all." As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out... "Brother, this is wine."

The pastor, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"