Why don't bananas ever adopt children? Bananas foster

When I saw this one, I thought "this is perfect for today"!

Why?  I've been in the kitchen off and on for the entire morning, and I'm up quite early. 

So enjoy since my coffee is getting cold and I need to make a giant vat of dog food that lasts Rack the McNab SuperDog(TM) for the next three days.



A family is eating ham for dinner.

The daughter notices that, every time she makes ham, she always cuts each end off.
She says, "Every time we have ham, you always cut each end off. Is there a reason you always cut the ends off?"
The mother responds, "It's something I learned from watching my mother."

The next day, the mother calls her own mother and asks why this was.
She says, "I noticed that, every time we would have ham, you always cut each end off. Is there a reason you always cut the ends off?"
She responds, "It's something I learned from watching my mother."

The next day, she goes over to visit her grandmother.
She says, "My mother said that every time you cooked ham, you always cut each end off. Is there a reason you always cut the ends off?"
She responds, "It's something I learned from watching my mother."

The next day, she goes over to the nursing home to visit her great grandmother.
She says, "My mother and grandma said that every time you cooked ham, you always cut each end off. Is there a reason you always cut the ends off?"
She responds, "So it could fit in my pan."