I have a boxing joke, but you beat me to the punch.

I have a habit of posting these things on the weekend, and they have found their own audience.  On the other hand, while I go out of my way to post something you could tell to a minor, no strong language, that sort of thing, I think this bends the rules.

Maybe Junior High School?  I mean I remember telling worse when I was in 7th Grade.

Meh, let me know.  On that note, I have a marathon to bicycle today.  Weather is too nice to sit inside and we're going to make Stuffed Shells for lunch.  Vegetarian, cheese, and I know this recipe is a good one.

Whatever you do, make it a good one and as John Lewis once said:

Make Good Trouble!




 10 Husbands, & Still a Virgin.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

" You what?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

She said; "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband with a massive grin on his face, "and what about me?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!