A time traveller steps on a butterfly and says "Ah no! Not this again"

So for today, it's a bunch of short ones.   Six, Short, and Sweet.  I have a friend like that up North so this one is for you, and all the short and sweet dears out there! 




My brother went to a job interview,

Manager: “this is an impressive resume, but what were you doing during this 4 year gap? “
Brother: “I went to Yale”

Manager: “Well, in that case, you’re hired!”
Brother: “Thank you! I really need this yob”.



 I called a psychic to ask if I’d ever stop wasting money.
She said, “Absolutely.”
I said, “When?”
She said, “That’ll be another $40.”



I keep trying to negotiate a better bargain on a used carousel
No matter how much we discuss it, we just keep going around and around.



I just caught a glimpse of my laugh lines in the mirror.
I don't remember anything being THAT funny.




A man accidentally bumps his canoe into someone else's. He was promptly attacked.
It was a case of rowed rage



Whats green has four legs and if it falls out of a coconut tree will kill you?
A pool table.