Recently I was sent this after I was telling someone about some observations about how absurd things are these days. I got this in return. I think that person "gets" me.
NOTES FROM THE EDGE OF LIFE
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying...
So, I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy, OK?
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
At least you get picked up...
The Girls of Jersey Shore
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?