This one is just a short one... There's this guy seeing his son for the first time...
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters, but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they'd always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
told his wife, "There's no way I can be father of this
baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you
been fooling around my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"