Yep, you know it's the weekend when you see a topic like this one...
There were these three guys fishing...
when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his
balance and falls out of the boat.
Ed says " What should we do?"
says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while,
he might need some help."
So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he
He says, "Help me get him in the boat." They wrestle Fred back
into the boat.
Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's
Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth."
Ed starts to blow air
into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad
Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was
wearing a snowmobile suit, either."