Men and women have two distinct views about weddings.
The husband-to-be wakes up in the morning, plays a round of golf and counts the minutes until he has to be at the altar.
The wife-to-be, on the other hand, wakes up in the morning and is
panicking. She immediately begins to organize things, making sure
everything is in proper order. In her mind she is repeating what she has
to do: "All I have to do is go down the aisle, get to the altar, and
She repeats this over and over again, until she begins to shorten it to
three words which she continues to repeat, "Aisle, altar, him." "Aisle,
altar, him." "Aisle, altar, him..."