I'll admit it, I don't understand cats. It's because if I get near one indoors, within 20 minutes I begin losing my voice because of my allergies. Since it's a pet, so therefore I give it the respect it deserves and keep my own distance. I wish it were different because they give so much joy to others. In my case it's one of those "From A Distance" things.
Except Bandit next door. Bandit's cool. He thinks he's a dog.
Anyway, since it's Bad Joke Saturday... Here Ya Go!
A man hated his wife's cat and wanted get rid of it. He drove 40 blocks away from home and dropped the cat. The cat was already walking up their driveway as he got back to their house.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 6 miles away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing how far away he took the cat but the cat kept coming back. Finally, he decided to drive the cat 30 miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and left the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
"Put that cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions!”