The FluA man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day.
He was glad for the interlude because it taught him how much his wife loved him.
She was so thrilled to have him around that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled...
"My husband's home! My husband's home!"
Passing gumA girl and a boy were at the back of the movie theater, kissing passionately.
When they come up for air, the boy says "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum".
The girl replies "It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".
They stop at a fast food restaurant and ask the girl behind the counter, "we're visiting here and have a disagreement about the pronunciation of this place. Could you say it slow so we catch it?"
"Sure", she says, " its called.. BUR...GER...KING.."