Sunday, September 1, 2013
A Guy in a Bar is Chatting to Stranger - Humor
A guy starts chatting to a random stranger in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper hotel...
The stranger is pretty drunk, but boasts about how he is a meteorologist and can accurately predict wind patterns and stuff. He claims that the wind around the hotel swirls in just the right way that if you catch it right you can jump out of the bar window, and you'll circle round once and come back in the window again.
Naturally the guy doesn't believe him, so the stranger gets up, leaps out of the window, and sure thing comes back in again after going round once.
The guy is amazed! He insists he can't do it again, so of course the stranger jumps out the window again and comes flying back in after one turn.
Now the guy's curiosity is piqued, and he asks if he would be able to do it too.
"Of course!" slurs the stranger. "Just put your arms like so.... and there you are!"
The guy takes a deep breath, spreads his arms out like so, jumps out the window... and plummets to his death on the street below.
The barman turns to the stranger and says "You know superman, you're a real bastard when you're drunk!"