Update on Power Outage at Ohio State
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Ohio State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Why do folks in Ohio go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Buckeye campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex in Ohio?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Ohio?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.