A Man Rushes Into A Bar

A Man Rushes Into a Bar

The young barkeep asks him what he wants. "A whiskey, as quick as you can!"
 The barkeep brings it to him and the man downs it straight away.

"Another! make it a double"
The barkeep once again obliges and the man downs it again.

"Bring me another double, and a triple chaser"
The barkeep, a bit shocked, once again obliges and again the man downs both.

The barkeep, now getting curious, says to him. "Excuse me sir, why are you drinking so much so quickly?"
 He responds, "If you had what I had, you'd be doing the same!"

The barkeep asks him, "If you don't mind me asking, what have you got?"

The man responds...

"No money!"