A 90 Year Old Woman was Getting Married For The Fourth Time
A news crew is there to document the story. The reporter asks the woman about her odd marital past.
"Let me get this right," he says.
"Your first husband was a banker.
Your second husband was a clown.
Your third husband was a doctor, and you're about to marry a mortician.
Why the menagerie of different men?"
She smirked and said "It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."